This year was to be our first Thanksgiving with Parker Rose. Plans called for large potluck type dinner at my parents’ house with lots of family and friends. Beth and I planned on cooking our dishes together and heading over to my folks’ house with Parker Rose in a cute Thanksgiving dress. Pretty good plan, eh? This post would have been a series of lovely photos of babies, food, and family.
It all started going wrong on Tuesday morning. Beth and I were driving to the grocery store for the necessary supplies when we saw a little dog running in traffic. We decided to stop to see if we could catch him and get him home. After a few tries we ended up behind the Home Depot. I got out of the car and lured the little dachshund mix over to me. He seemed sweet, but a little scared. I grabbed his collar to make sure he didn’t get away. He then revealed himself to be none other than Cerberus, the famed three-headed hound guarding the entrance to Hades. He proceeded to use all three heads to try to get me to let go. Thrashing, biting, flailing. I couldn’t get him to calm down and had to let him go. I gave up my efforts to catch him and left it to the other folks trying to help.
I looked down to see blood running from my left hand. Small wound but lots of blood. I went to the drug store nearby and washed it out and cleaned it with alcohol. Feeling cautious and a bit wimpy, I went to my doctor’s office. They prescribed antibiotics and a topical cream. I started the regimen right away. I was a bit surprised at how tight my watch was that night until I realized how swollen my arm was. I went to bed unworried. But when I woke up to more swelling and red streaks running up to my elbow, I went back to the doctor’s office. They took one look and sent me to a surgeon. He took one look and asked me if I liked hospital food.
So the night before Thanksgiving, I end up in the hospital getting IV antibiotics. That left Beth on her own to watch the baby, prepare the Thanksgiving dishes and make it over to dinner on Thursday. With her sister’s help and a delayed dinner time in the vain hope that I’d be out of the hospital by then, she made it. I won’t go into the cooking hassles she had: malfunctioning oven, food from the store that had been opened and resealed, eggs already cracked from the store or on the way home. It sounds like the dinner was fun and everyone there enjoyed it. Beth made it home and put Parker Rose down and brought me some leftovers at the hospital that night. Yummy.
So, I’m still here, feeling sorry for myself and getting IV antibiotics 3 times a day. The doctors got the culture back to find out it was Pasteurella, a common bacteria transmitted in dog bites so the antibiotic regime will simplify and I’m hoping to go home tomorrow. I usually put pictures in my posts, but I’ll spare you the gross-out wound photos this go-round.
I guess it could be worse. At least we have our health. At least we were together. At least nobody got hurt. In seriousness, I have plenty to feel thankful for this year, not least my wife and child and the miracle of modern medicine.